Lesson learned from Mori

One of the discussion during last weekend's Fresno wedding receptions with Mori (future sister in-law to the groom) was the following:
Mori:"Do you know the lyrics to the diarrhea song?"
Me:"No..Never heard of the song"
Mori: Surprised. "Really.. I thought everyone who has kids would know that song"
Me:"hmm. Can you sing a bit of it" Now I'm curious
Mori: "Diarrhea, diarrhea, cha. cha. cha... diarrhea, diarrhea, cha. cha. cha..."
Me:"No. Doesn't ring a bell but sounds like a funny song"

I googled the song today and indeed there's such a song. I found the lyrics and it's pretty funny. Still searching for the melody.

Diarrhea Song
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to first and your pants're about to burst.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to second and you need a disinfectant.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to third and you let a greasy turd.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to home, and your pants're about to foam.